Reasons to Eat Pizza:
- It’s delicious
- You’re hungover
- It’s Donatos..and they are delivering
Okay, okay so by now I am sure you have gauged my obsession with food is pretty strong. Especially pizza. And OMG burgers or sandwiches with barbecue sauce. And cake. And I also like vodka. Working on craft beer, but that one isn’t going so well. Anyway, back to the pizza.
So, the lovely Donatos of Seaboard Station invited me and some chick who is skinnier than me to go eat their thin crust pizza and see if I could whip up a blog post to show them off a bit. UM, OF COURSE WHAT KIND OF A QUESTION IS THAT?! Long story short, my happy behind was pounding a Donatos personal pizza the next day for lunch.
Now, I have to say, although Donatos is a franchise, the local owner is a pretty cool guy, and they are excited to get involved in local charity work, being really involved in the community, and more good-doing adult people stuff that I am too lazy for at this point. But, go you, Donatos! He also is interested in putting some local beers in there soooooo somebody from Lonerider or Big Boss, have fun harassing him
To the point: THE PIZZA! I have to say, this pizza was pretty darn good. I ordered the Classic Trio which consists of thin, crispy crust, pepperoni, sausage, mushrooms, and aged provolone cheese (which I didn’t know was on there…I just thought they had some dank cheese.) It tastes as good as the picture looks. I mean, just straight up good pizza. I could sit here and compare the taste nodes of Donatos’ family sausage recipe, or their tomato sauce, but let’s be serious…I have no idea how to talk like a real person. If I could eat it hungover and still love it…it’s a good pizza.
They also deliver. Which is one of the three ways you can win my heart. The other is giving me free stuff (which they also did), and the third is geeking out on LOTR, GOT, and HP with me and if you don’t know what those mean, please do not try because I have learned that ish is a real deal breaker. HOW CAN YOU WATCH THE FIRST SEASON OF GAME OF THRONES AND NOT BE TOTALLY OBSESSED? Miscreants.  And OMG I overheard a woman call Dobby from Harry Potter creepy the other day. CREEPY? CREEEEEPPPPPYYYY???? That little nugget of joy is far from creepy you ungrateful Muggle. Don’t you know what Dobby did for us?? Jeez.
P.S. Thank you everyone for emailing me asking me to review your business, and talk about the cool things you do. It is seriously amazing how many people like/read my stuff and is making me feel like a totally important adult.
